What movies have not aged well?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
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-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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